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Thank you Marketing Dept.
Her in that outfit, along with Grey Goose as a sponsor = kids cured!
So, kids with cancer like vodka?
No, kids like cancer with vodka, hot pants, long legs and see through shirts. I know I do!
Those knees. They look like Peter O’Toole’s face. I can’t not see the knees.
I see Jesus in her left knee. And Simba in her right.
Okay, which kid contacted the Make-a-Wish foundation for a handjob from a sailor?
That would be Tony Parker.
When these cancer children found the cup, did Eva pop out of it???
With that outfit, it looks like she’s ready to take on seamen.
Whoops, I meant semen. Stupid typos.
What, kids with boner cancer?
How fast can kids with cancer even drive? They’re little legs probably can’t reach the pedals. This seems like a pretty boring race.
Doesn’t it seem like “Rally for Kids With Cancer” shows a pathetically minimal effort put into naming the event? It’s like someone said “ok, we got to come up with a name for this rally for kids with cancer”…and someone else said “that works for me, let’s go get drunk”.
Her thong went for how much?
After seeing this picture of her, I am sure Tony Parker is congratulating himself on the divorce.
The rich will not show up unless there is plenty of booze.
Fuckkkkkkkk, I’d wreck that chick
Nothing funny to say. Just that I do NOT get how she’s at all interesting. Sure, she’s attractive, but that’s like saying sugar is sweet. There’s nothing unique about it. It’s like god used Attractive Template #17 and just wheeled her out the door.
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Eva Longoria at the Rally for Kids with Cancer Scavenger Cup in Miami Beach. (April 30, 2011)