superficial

  1. Any other young pop singer and I would have guessed he was copping a cheap feel but not Bieber…

  2. Butt plugger

    He’s looks like a cute little lesbian

  3. EricLr

    Great, another middle-schooler tweeting about me. Yeah, that’s just what I need.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Should he just start writing the song about not being the father of her baby right now?

  5. your mom

    ohmygosh, this pic of you grabbing my boob is totally going on facebook.

  6. kimmykimkim

    I swear, he’s too pretty to have been born without a uterus. Seriously, just look at her!

  7. I must be cool to be young and have millions of girls scream when they see you.

    Until you have to get up close and find out that most of of those screams come from sweaty hyperventilators that you wouldn’t have found attractive when you weren’t famous.

  8. El Jefe

    Is this a charity event for ugly girls?

  9. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Its a young K D Lange

  10. Isn’t she an extra for the Hobbit? Bieber’s in the Hobbit? F&%king Peter Jackson. First with this 48 frames per second crap and now this.

  11. ihatemosteveryone

    I bet she was really excited and happy to see a photo of her and Justin Beiber showed up online… right up until she read the comments.

  12. Apparently, Ozzie has another love child Sharon isn’t aware of.

  13. Bonky

    He’s not feeling her boob, he’s loving the softness of the fabric of her jacket. Bieber just loves fabrics !

  14. disillusionisreal

    She’ll never wash that boob again…

  15. See, a real man would know that they don’t actually go “honk honk” when you squeeze them.

  16. nightlight

    I actually feel sorry for him in this picture.

  17. tlmck

    “Damn. There’s no side hook.”

  18. nelle

    Selena without her makeup on?

  19. Damn, that girl has a pretty substantial rack. No wonder Bieber is confused…

  20. Swearin

    Wow, the parallel universe version of Selena Gomez is not very pretty at all…

  21. mags

    He’s like Zack Morris if Zack Morris was a girl.

  22. “And this is a picture of my OTHER cat dressed up like you.”

  23. Jonesy

    Hey, everybody relax, Canadian men shake tits.

  24. It’s rare to see the moment Justin picks out the girl from the crowd he’s going to fuck after the show.

  25. eggs

    A rare sighting of a female hover-hand.

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