Which one is which?
I suggest a new strategy Lamar…….let the Wookiee win.
That’s one way to attract a flock of black men, right Kim?
Gee, good thing Khloe didn’t forget to wear her fucking stilettos to play basketball. Wouldn’t want her to not break her face or anything.
Oh, spam filter. Just because I identified the brand of shoes Khloe’s wearing and how much they cost doesn’t mean I’m selling them.
Man, she’s got legs that run all the way up to her… whatthefuckisthatthing?
That’s the only basketball Odom will ever be playing from now on since he torched his career.
Quick, what’s the best thing you can wear to improve your skills at basketball? High heels yes that’s right….. wait no…. no it isn’t.
I think Khloe’s snatch is sweating
I think it’s safe to assume that it’s always doing that.
Lamar’s trying to remember what happens when you’re caught between the moon and New York City
That’s no moon…
So nice, I want to plus it twice.
Got it for you, bro.
Sniper Team one, do you have a head shot?
That’s not how you make it back to the big time, man.
where is the license plate and the inspection sticker on that thing (backup siren would be helpful too)
I don’t like the way Kim’s looking at that microphone.
Everything was great until I got above the mid-thigh region…then everything went to hell!!!
Holy crap can you imagine how obese these chicks would be if they didn’t have all the money to pay their trainers and plastic surgeons?
… or had to actually work for a living?
The only team left that will give him playing time
really not flattering
Ok, let’s go:
Take 179, pass the ball to Khloe. Khloe, really, really try not to drop it this time, we are running out of sunlight.
BOOM! ASS SHOT!
I thought this woman had a fuckin stylist?!?! WTF And this photog is a sadist.
Scientists baffled by the emergence of another pleistocene mammal.
you have GOT to be fucking kidding me….
Seriously what else is there to say? Rifuckingoddamdiculous.
Louie Kritski: Then what are you looking at? The jacket? The hood? What?
Marlon: It screams. You know what it says? It says, “Look at me! I’m wearing shit that nobody else in this neighborhood would wear. So come and stick me with a sharp object of your preference and then steal that hide-away wallet I got velcroed to my leg”.
—The Super, 1991
I have a feeling Khole would still school the shit out of Kim despite the fact Sasquatch is wearing Loubs.
Khloe’s ass makes Kim’s look tiny by comparison. Is that possible?
Gene Simmons plays basketball in his kiss boots?
Jesus, that’s a lot of denim.
Kim Kardashian and Lamar Odom visit the Bronx Zoo to feed the rare Denim Rhinoceros.
YOU FUCKING BRING IT TO THE HOOP HARD LAMAR! HARD!
It’s a shame that quitter is still on the Mavericks’ payroll.
Kanye! Pull your pants up and let’s go.
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