1. Which one is which?

  2. I suggest a new strategy Lamar…….let the Wookiee win.

  3. That’s one way to attract a flock of black men, right Kim?

  4. Blech

    Gee, good thing Khloe didn’t forget to wear her fucking stilettos to play basketball. Wouldn’t want her to not break her face or anything.

  5. Arizona Ken

    Man, she’s got legs that run all the way up to her… whatthefuckisthatthing?

  6. El Jefe

    That’s the only basketball Odom will ever be playing from now on since he torched his career.

  7. Anthony

    Quick, what’s the best thing you can wear to improve your skills at basketball? High heels yes that’s right….. wait no…. no it isn’t.

  8. PtC

    I think Khloe’s snatch is sweating

  9. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Lamar’s trying to remember what happens when you’re caught between the moon and New York City

  10. Bigalkie

    Sniper Team one, do you have a head shot?

  11. CK

    That’s not how you make it back to the big time, man.

  12. Grand Poobah

    where is the license plate and the inspection sticker on that thing (backup siren would be helpful too)

  13. I don’t like the way Kim’s looking at that microphone.

  14. squishy

    Everything was great until I got above the mid-thigh region…then everything went to hell!!!

  15. That's just gross...

    Holy crap can you imagine how obese these chicks would be if they didn’t have all the money to pay their trainers and plastic surgeons?

  16. Slippinx12

    The only team left that will give him playing time

  17. really not flattering

  18. Bonky

    Ok, let’s go:
    Take 179, pass the ball to Khloe. Khloe, really, really try not to drop it this time, we are running out of sunlight.

  19. Michelle

    I thought this woman had a fuckin stylist?!?! WTF And this photog is a sadist.

  20. kirby


  21. cc

    Scientists baffled by the emergence of another pleistocene mammal.

  22. you have GOT to be fucking kidding me….

  23. Louie Kritski: Then what are you looking at? The jacket? The hood? What?
    Marlon: It screams. You know what it says? It says, “Look at me! I’m wearing shit that nobody else in this neighborhood would wear. So come and stick me with a sharp object of your preference and then steal that hide-away wallet I got velcroed to my leg”.

    —The Super, 1991

  24. nelle

    I have a feeling Khole would still school the shit out of Kim despite the fact Sasquatch is wearing Loubs.

  25. Biff

    Khloe’s ass makes Kim’s look tiny by comparison. Is that possible?

  26. stinkrod

    Gene Simmons plays basketball in his kiss boots?

  27. Your Momma's Valtrex

    Jesus, that’s a lot of denim.

  28. Kim Kardashian and Lamar Odom visit the Bronx Zoo to feed the rare Denim Rhinoceros.

  29. Jonesy


  30. Colonel Angus

    It’s a shame that quitter is still on the Mavericks’ payroll.

  31. Fig

    Kanye! Pull your pants up and let’s go.

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