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  1. How exactly does one lose weight everywhere EXCEPT THEIR DAMN VAGINA!?!?!?!?!?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Now we know what Sonny Bono was looking at when he crashed into that tree.

  3. Crissy

    Holy mother of Cameltoes!

  4. Joe

    Touch my body, crack my mooseknuckle.

  5. Cock Dr

    OMG
    It’s like she stuffed a boxing glove down in there.

  6. Look how swollen her (moose) knuckles are. I bet she has arthritis in them.

  7. Blech

    Is that where all the calories are being stored for future use?

  8. MRF

    Marriah’s made Reese’s her bitch.

  9. Mr. Ronny Davis Jr.

    That’s as good a place as any to keep your purse, I suppose.

  10. KungFu Panda

    I thought cold reduced swelling …

  11. kimmykimkim

    Man, that thing is so deep, it’s tickling MY cervix.

  12. UKCF

    Oh Mariah

  13. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Go on, someone offer it a bag of peanuts

  14. angerinside

    Oh look, twins.

  15. Never, in all of history, has “front bum” been more appropriate.

  16. The really powerful singers know how to sing not from their diaphragm, but from their labia.

  17. Camel Toe Tsunami or avalanche if you consider the way she’s dressed.

  18. Codot

    That’s not even a camel toe, that’s the whole damned foot.

  19. SSHGuru

    Many men have vanished after having sex with her. If you listen closely you can hear them screaming let me out.

  20. Oz Matters

    In the video, it actually lip-syncs.

  21. Bigalkie

    What a project pig!

  22. Mickey01232000

    Holy Cow, it’s that camel toe that swallowed New York. I wonder if Nick Cannon has searched for his car keys in there!

  23. Mike Walker

    Labia dromedarius

    • Huh?

      I like the sentiment, but work on your camel knowledge. D is for Dromedary. They have one hump. B is for Bactrian. They have two humps. Clearly this is some sort of mutant more closely related to the Bactrian.

  24. CK

    Someone needs a bigger microphone.

  25. Why do I keep hearing the theme to Pacman?

  26. squishy

    I’ve seen a lot of camel-toes, but this is my first ever camel-foot sighting!! ~hurl~

  27. fuall

    why are men so obsessed with vagina’s and giving them retarded names. Camel toe? really?
    so much misogyny in this site smh

    • LMAO

      Fucking idiot, it’s just a name. Like girls will say dick instead of penis. It has nothing to do with men. Females have names for dick and balls too ya dumb cunt. See what I did there? I gave you a nickname. Now fuck off you fat bitch.

      • fuall

        You pretty much prove my point that all the guys who frequent this site are misogynist. I really hope you never get married or father any girls because I feel sorry for any woman having to put up with you.
        I feel sorry for your mother that had to give birth to you.
        The fact that you hate vagina is funny because if it wasn’t for vagina you might not even be here on this site talking crap. Always remember where you came from. A VAGINA.

      • jerseygirl71

        Jeez dude, I’m female and I’m begging you – LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!! I haven’t been on this site long, but long enough to know that if you get bothered by “cameltoe”, you need to find another blog. Uptight bitch, you give us all a bad name!

      • lighten up, francis.

      • navvet

        Don’t call me Francis!

      • Crissy

        I doubt anyone comes on this site expecting respect and sensitivity! It’s a damn gossip site and I love laughing my head off with all the crap people talk about! Yes, Im a real woman and I was the first one to notice the DAMN CAMEL TOE!

      • fuall

        @Crissy @jerseygirl71 : Just like there are feminist men, their can also be misogynistic women and you two are that. So, for the sake of the female population I also pray that neither one of you produce girls and I hope your moms forgive you for being such a disgrace to women everywhere. You obviously both don’t have much respect for yourselves.
        Another thing, there is no such thing as a “real” woman, you’re either a woman or you’re not. You don’t need to add the >real< unless you mean you're a fat bitch and think that thin women are less of a woman.

      • LMAO

        FUALL- Where did I say I hate vagina? LOL, you sensitive much little girl?
        You see, the REAL women here laugh it up and joke around, you should go to TMZ if you get that easily offended. You’re weak. Very weak.

      • Um, I resent the suggestion that I’m a misogynist. I’m a misanthrope, thank you very much.

      • cc

        I am a misanthrope AND an atheist. Top that, Iveski!

      • Yeah, well I’m an Aquarius!

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Wow, Vito, some people negative-thumbed you for being an Aquarius! That’s such a rare and specific hate.
        What this site needs is more meaty cameltoe. It elevated my mood instantly.

      • @cc I can’t buddy :)

        See, I hate people, but I love Jesus… there’s a lot of inner turmoil going on inside my head.

      • My favorite part is where one asshole’s response is “proof” for fuall “that all the guys who frequent this site are misogynist.”

      • Jade

        I’ve frequented the Superficial for a long time but rarely comment. Two things get my lazy ass a-type’n. Beer and people that don’t read the name of the site and understand that either you take it as a joke or you realize you aren’t going to educate or beguile the truly superficial with logic. In any case: people are going to make fun of a grand canyon carved of spandex.

      • squidwisk

        “Grand canyon carved of spandex.”
        You are brilliant. Hope you win most important people.

      • Josh

        Obvious troll is obvious.

      • jerseygirl71

        fuall, you really are an asshole. go to the ladies home journal site or martha stewart’s site or something, seriously. you have no sense of humor and don’t belong here. pretty sure you’re problem is not a cameltoe in front, but a STICK UP YOUR ASS.

    • @fuall: Did you seriously just ask why men are obsessed with vaginas? Have you ever met a man? Have you ever taken a biology class? That’s our natural drive. It’s the reason the human race survives. It’s all we think about, everything else is just window dressing. That’s not misogny it’s biology.

  28. Elliott

    How does she not feel that and realize her meaty flaps are outlined for the world to see?

  29. Stewie Griffen

    Someone needs to feed that walrus!

  30. Throjo

    FEED ME, SEYMOUR!

  31. LilNugget

    That is one big droopy cameltoe!!

  32. Little Tongue

    Labia galore!

  33. Her pantie liners must be as big as Manta rays.

  34. disillusionisreal

    Does this woman own a full length mirror? Wow….that’s all….

  35. Stiff Shots

    The Ground Hog sang on February 2nd. That means six more weeks of bad R&B.

  36. Joe Blow

    Camel Toe has an ugly sister. And its name is Moose Knuckle.

  37. cc

    Scientists were astonished to discover that the Paraceratherium toe, long thought to have been extinct, was alive and well and living amongst us.

  38. hijkmno

    sweet jesus…WHY did i utilize the zoom feature?

  39. Michelle

    If she was on her back you could park a bike in that

  40. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    Three packs of Oscar Myers down that hallway

  41. goodgod43

    Ooooh… Strawberry soft serve… Can I get that with a waffle cone?

  42. camel toe observer

    holy shit! that’s the biggest camel toe i’ve ever seen. that looks like a double whopper with cheese from fur burger king.

  43. Pierce Bronzetan

    What’s bigger than a camel? I think we need to rename it.

  44. Interred Ferguson

    More like a catcher’s mitt……..

  45. Sam Hain

    Homer Simpson’s mouth in real life.

  46. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Rancor Pussy!!!

  47. tlmck

    Attack of the 50ft. labia.

  48. Neal

    New from the makers of camel toe & moose knuckle comes elephant foot

  49. meh

    Guess that answers the time old question that us superficial celeb haters have always poondered: No you cannot liposuction a vag. Man that is one fat and flacid camel toe.

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