Wow, someone forgot to make him his sandwich.

So is the lady on the right his dog trainer, then?

Girlfriend… abducted from the parking lot…same thing.

Nice ass!

“No, no, no. The dog rides shotgun, you ride in here. Reese never minded.”

Give me back my career please.

All I see are three bitches.

he looks like an asshole

“Hey dog, that over there is MY fresh meat, ill get you yours at Food Lion.”

“Just look at yourself. Why don’t you lose some weight, ya fat bitch.”

“Gimme the keys, theres no WAY im letting you drive this truck!”

“When you broke up with me I went out and replaced you with this dog. Now this dog and I are engaged.”

So, that’s what he does for a living now? Mall security?

Apparently, someone still doesn’t understand that a pimp get’s ALL the money.

It’s ok honey, as long as you’re not in heat, he’s fine.

I’m liking the profile from behind on this chick. I hope the front doesn’t disappoint.