Dave, Pedobear called. He says you’re ruining his racket. Quit it.

He’s the vampire that sucks your 90′s nostalgia out of you.

Oh, Nickelodeon and your Halfoween! Grohl, if iCarly comes up pregnant we’re looking at you.

So was the white van he drove there in a part of the outfit or his vehicle of choice?

You’re all wrong. He’s there for the moms. “Hey Mrs. Sanchez! Want to grab the candy bar in this cup?”

Fuck yeah I am a wizard bitches, what about it?

George Lucas circa 1975

So, it’s Red Riding Hood…but this time we’re on the side of the Wolf! No, hear me out…

Prof. Snape looks good in red.

So basically everyone involved in Nirvana’s a vampire now huh

Dave Grohl has Chin-ball-alitis!

So, who invited him to a kids party?

Its the ‘Liberace meets Team Edward’ look.

Hoary Potter

I think the question on everyone’s mind is: did he wipe his ass?

‘a child’s Halloween themed birthday party’

That’s what the kid told him and he believed it…what a rube.

At least he got an extra cup for Francis Bean.

Red solo cup gonna fill you up, let’s have a party!

Little Red Riding Greaseball

Tim Curry looks pretty damn good

Neil Young, circa 1971.

And now, for my next trick, I shall make Francis Beans’ virginity… disappear!

look up in sky……….. its super horse face.