Somebody’s looking to start an earthquake.

Jump up if you’re gay.

Oh what a feeling…Toyota!

It looks like the hung the banana just a little too high for her.

I told them that hanging Twinkies out of the window was a bad idea.

Is ratty t-shirt, worn jeans, and grandma’s slippers the new look for videos now?

Isn’t that how Hulk flies?

That earthquake in LA the other day, well there’s your answer.

Not pictured: flubber on the bottom of her shoes.

That’s not part of the choreography, she just saw the new dollar menu at the McDonald’s across the street.

Rosie O’Donnell is looking good these days

“Who wants ice cream?!”

The tattoo on her wrist looked like one of those images of a stick figure throwing trash into a trash can for a sec.

*FAAAT!*
I’m gonna eat forever,
carry on food when I fly!
*FAAAT!*

Thus answering, “What would she do for a Klondike bar?”.

White men CAN jump.

this is obviously photoshopped. they altered the image to remove the 1″ steel cable holding her up

Please let this be a mid-flight shot from the rooftop.

Kelly, one should never attempt a jump of this nature without first removing one’s t-shirt and brassiere.

That’s the most exercise she’s done in the past 10 years.

1.) It’s quite sad and scary that people actually bother to type an abusive comment about someone else. Are you that unhappy in your own life that you search for someone to insult to vent your anger? I feel sorry for you, and the person you are verbally abusing. I recommend counselling or take up a physical activity to re-direct your feelings.

2.) Yes, she has gained weight since she became famous. And still has an amazing voice…..so, are we ready to move on?