1. EricLr

    In the five minutes this picture has been up, it has already banged all the other pictures on this site.

    • dooood

      i’m surprised it hasn’t already been sucked up into the inescapable gravitational pull that is mariah’s super massive camel toe.

  2. “Oh Alex, I know you didn’t mean to eye-fuck me and knock me up… Just be careful next time. The morning after pills are running out…”

  3. “It’s not too cold for me, Norse god that I am, but I can tell that it’s chilly for Rihanna.”

  4. Jim Carey circa 1995.

  5. “This Chris Brown role-playing is fun!” he said, as she reached for her broken nose.

  6. cc

    I know, I can’t believe I’m in this piece of shit movie either.

  7. kirby

    Rihanna’s mind: “I think his adam’s apple just impregnated me!”

  8. Pierce Bronzetan

    I think his throat has an erection.

  9. Blech

    “Hahaha, that shaved part of your head reminds me of a shaved part below my waist, hahaha…”

  10. DeucePickle

    Damn, look at the size of Mariah’s cameltoe !

  11. “Skarsgard, if you ever spit in my eye again, I’ll sneak into your room in the middle of the night and beat the living shit out of you with a two-by-four.”

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