Jessica Simpson at Macy's in San Francisco. (October 10, 2011)
Man, what a trooper. When a fan asks he to have her breast nipple-autograph her photo, Jessica does not disappoint.
That is one woman who used her DDs and not much else to obtain complete financial security.
Introducing the new Big Girl Panties line, available only at Macy’s
*whispers* “It’s DiGiorno’s, y’all…”
“did you say all you can eat?”
“These. These are why I’m still relevant.”
“How ’bout now? Can ya see down ’em now?”
It’s really hard for her to hear the mute fans.
“When I’m done here, y’all better have found where they make that Rice-a-Roni or Frisco’s gonna have another earthquake.”
Someone must of opened a pack of HoHo’s
Listen bitch, don’t play cute, I am only going to ask on more time. Where are the motherfucking empanadas at?
“Did you just call me fat bitch?”
Home Depot has tables that can hold up to 2,500 pounds of pressure.
Now at Macy’s: Tits on Glass.
Actually, I’d shop there if they did that.
At least Jessica brought the twins with her.
“HEY. You. Go get me a couple of meatball subs.”
Did you say burritos???
Okay… let’s cut to the chase, these puppies are why you are all here. Am I right, am I right?
“Call me Stifler’s Mom”
(Sorry, Jennifer Coolidge)
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