1. Cock Dr

    Where’s the gold teeth? Where’s the hooker entourage? Where’s the posse of lawyers? Where is the mountain of cocaine and rocks of crack?

  2. TRON

    The only scary thing about this costume is that companies think people are still interested in Charlie Sheen.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Pretty dark for the Simpsons

  4. Megatron

    The worst part about this is the god awful extending advertisement for the Douche & Douche wedding.

  5. zomgbie


  6. Swearin

    I’m still waiting for the His & Hers Ashton Kutcher / party girl mistress costumes.

  7. noooooooo

    Thought all you needed was a briefcase full of coke for that costume?

  8. I think I’d rather dress as road kill.

  9. Does it come with sycophantic goofballs who follow him around?

  10. it had to be said

    Does it come with a time machine to go back to when Charlie Sheen was still a catchy cultural reference?

  11. Buddy the Elf

    Looks like something those meddling kids would round up in The Mystery Machine.

  12. Steelerchick

    He should be wearing shorts.

  13. Tanzarian

    Why does it have a machete?!

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