Money is the only reason any woman will have sex with that.
Yes, technically “continued employment” translates as money.
He was once really hot, back in his heyday.
He had a fabulous backside but he was always a buttaface. Now he has become an orange sagging nightmare.
I am inspired now for the Halloween jack-o-lantern carving coming later this month.
“So, wait…it IS a tumah?”
this is the last expression you see before he rips your limbs off.
I think I can get this fart out without anyone noticing.
Umm… I think that’s the keep the fart “IN” face.
“No tengas miedo al mero, las perras!”
he looks like a horny toad
He looks EXACTLY like the dramatic chipmunk.
Thanks Arnold. Usually we have to wait until the DUI to see a photo like this.
…and this is your prostate on steroids
Waiting for the McFeely tie-knot verdict.
Arnold: “In hindsight I probably shouldn’t have licked that second toad…”
or hispanic maid
Looks like he uses the same hair dye as Regis. And circus clowns.
I know what you mean, and they forgot to do his eyebrows. Do you think, he’s really grey all over?
“All I can think of now is getting a McRib at McDonalds.”
I’L BEE BLANK.
Someone just told him Colin Farell took over his role in Total Recall
I hope none of those other bitches I fucked come forward!!
if he strains any more to get that turd loose, he’s gonna blow those vessels on the side of his head
“Go away. Can’t a guy have a stroke in peace?”
The dude is 60 something years old now, honestly he hasn’t aged that badly (and probably had work done) but yeah…I’ve seen more mangled 60 year olds.
while groping Jackie the nanny,
Ahnoold comes to the realization that the nanny’s real name is Jack.
He looks a lot like Bart Simpson these days.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger in Madrid. (October 10, 2011)