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  1. me

    its the battle of crazy wigs!

  2. Dr. Hufurrrrr

    One is going to plunder some booty, the other is going to get some captain in them.

  3. Tracey

    I got nothin

  4. DeucePickle

    I’m sure Rihanna is lurking around here somewhere

  5. Kady

    Is her hair yellow?

  6. “It’s just like having a parrot, except you can fuck it!”

  7. Lita

    That’s the fucking scariest gay pirate ever.

  8. I thought this was Katy Perry and Russel Brand from the thumbnail.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There are no small roles. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel salutes the Captain.

  10. Cock Dr

    Can’t say anything bad about Capt. Morgan, even though he seems to have developed quite the taste for eyeliner.
    The captain was there for much of my early adulthood debaucheries. Ahoy there Captain!

  11. bbiowa

    Another internship for the Art Institutes.

  12. sc4play

    Captain Morgan: You will all remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Morgan, but your nefarious plans were thwarted when I absconded from these environs with this buxum, horse-toothed lovely here. The lovely lady: Is that a pistol in your belt, or are you just glad to see me? Neigh! Neigh!

  13. Jeez!!! Adrien Brody is really hurtin’ for work!

  14. SAFETYMAN

    I would love to knock da stink out dat bitches ass!!

  15. Damn, Action Johnny looks great.

  16. JMS

    Man, Michael Bolton will not give up that Pirates thing, will he?

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