1. Buddy the Elf

    Uh yeah.
    Not at all gay there ‘Rique.

    (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

  2. Silly Cleavage

    I thought this was another Madame Tussauds wax figurine

  3. AnnaDraconida

    You know you wear too much makeup when you look ‘Shopped in real life.

  4. whiskeyafternoon

    wait, so you’re telling me this object *isn’t* a robot penis? and that I *can’t* suck it?

  5. bbiowa

    Wait, was I married to Jennifer Lopez? No?

  6. Mike701

    Is single? No, no, Him!

  7. downwithmuffins

    id sooooooo hit it

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