Not at all gay there ‘Rique.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
I thought this was another Madame Tussauds wax figurine
You know you wear too much makeup when you look ‘Shopped in real life.
wait, so you’re telling me this object *isn’t* a robot penis? and that I *can’t* suck it?
Wait, was I married to Jennifer Lopez? No?
Is single? No, no, Him!
id sooooooo hit it
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