1. “What’s worse, that it has mold on it, or that I can’t eat, what with my dentures and all?”

  2. TomFrank

    “Kelly, how did you manage to bite just one kernel off the cob?”

  3. Codot

    “Where the hell am I? Who are you people?”

  4. “This corn tastes like shit! wait a minute…”

  5. AnnaDraconida

    The Hoff in a couple of years?

  6. Lita

    “I can’t eat corn with my dentures!”

  7. GuyLeDouche

    But Letterman likes it when I cover it in pepper and nibble!

  8. “Back at home, Joy calls this Poop Candy. Poop Candy. Is this thing on?”

  9. tlmck

    I swear this is what it looked like when Kelly got through, er um, using it.

  10. bbiowa

    Viteameatavegemin? Or is it Polident? What the fuck am I advertising here?

  11. I could have sworn I had a contract rider that provided someone to pre-chew my food.

  12. diva

    i thought its hasselhoff

  13. “What do you mean I’m not supposed to eat it? What the fuck else would you use an ear of corn for, to whipe your ass?


  14. Ismoss

    I heard of someone being told to eat the corn out of their shit but never eat the shit out of the corn.

  15. Rough, license to ill

    Worst stunt yet by Gilman. And you wonder why the guy wants out?

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