“What’s worse, that it has mold on it, or that I can’t eat, what with my dentures and all?”
“Kelly, how did you manage to bite just one kernel off the cob?”
“Where the hell am I? Who are you people?”
“This corn tastes like shit! wait a minute…”
The Hoff in a couple of years?
I see the resemblance.
“I can’t eat corn with my dentures!”
But Letterman likes it when I cover it in pepper and nibble!
“Back at home, Joy calls this Poop Candy. Poop Candy. Is this thing on?”
I swear this is what it looked like when Kelly got through, er um, using it.
i would actually like to see kelly using that.
Viteameatavegemin? Or is it Polident? What the fuck am I advertising here?
I could have sworn I had a contract rider that provided someone to pre-chew my food.
i thought its hasselhoff
“What do you mean I’m not supposed to eat it? What the fuck else would you use an ear of corn for, to whipe your ass?
I heard of someone being told to eat the corn out of their shit but never eat the shit out of the corn.
I hope it’s the other way around. I really do.
Worst stunt yet by Gilman. And you wonder why the guy wants out?
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