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  1. Wait until he realizes gold is pushing $1900/oz. We’re going to see a toofless Flav.

  2. Squishy

    What the hell is around his neck…GPS?!

  3. The only way to keep his fifteen minutes from expiring is to wear a clock and keep resetting it.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Next on QVC… It cracks nuts, it tells the time… this is fucking ridiculous

  5. Here we have model #56XZY74532. He’s a cyborg created by the C.I.A. in an effort to discredit and bring shame to black people.

  6. Who says young African-American men have no role models?

  7. LJ

    And here we have the “hood” version of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s lips.

  8. bbiowa

    Yep, that’s exactly who I want to buy chicken from. So appetizing.

  9. HITLER

    DIGNITY!

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  10. He’s posing for the hood ornament on the new Cadillac.

  11. Trying to decide who’s been hanging on to his gimmick waaay to long-Hulk Hogan or this guy.

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