The Crap I Missed - Friday 5.4.12
Desperate Scousewives star Elissa Corrigan at the launch of the Scouse Boutique in Liverpool, UK. (May 3, 2012)
The Crap I Missed - Friday 5.4.12
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Desperate Scousewives star Elissa Corrigan at the launch of the Scouse Boutique in Liverpool, UK. (May 3, 2012)
i’m having flashes of kilroy
whats the point? just out topless
Linebacker body with bolt-on tits.
Really? I was gonna say “Snooki… with a waist.”
But I didn’t.
Didn”t she use to be Areola Spice?
So Liverpool has their own Kim Kardashian.
The only differences:
1) She speaks with a foreign accent (everything she says is still vapid tripe, of course)
2) She gets paid for being a waste of space in pounds, not dollars
3) she’s a “Human Loo”, not a “Human Urinal”
There’s big and then there’s barnacles mistaking you for a boat
Her boobs are like a venus fly trap of sexuality.
Skipple.
Mostly, when I see a hint of aureola, I am not reminded of the Frankenstein monster, mostly.
Is that areola? If that’s areola, she has like B tits that have been super manipulated to look like D’s. So she has a linebacker body with bolt-on SMALL tits.
bulky gross body. go to the gym honey.
Everyone relax, it’s just a piece of pepperoni off the pizza she had for lunch.
Last week.
She looks like all of the Kardashians superimposed on each other.
severe manface with bolt ons,, just one short look at it wants to wilt, who could find this attractive?
Jeez, I was thinking that her face is the only socially redeeming part of this woman.
maybe its the lack of any figure that amplifies the tranny look
WHY do these halfwits insist on wearing dresses that are TOO SMALL in the bust? She looks like crap!
Who decided it was a good idea to genetically engineer a cross between Kim Kardashian and Snooki? I’d blame Ryan Seacrest, but I don’t think he’d ever have a plan that involves that much cleavage.
I didn’t think it was possible for Snooki to let herself go anymore than she has… oh, wait…
Snooki Kardashion???????
Jesus Christ .. The end is near
Ok, I’ve never been so turned off about a nip slip!…
FAT
What’s she desperate for? Double sided tape?