1. DeucePickle

    The jeans are the only skinny thing in this picture

  2. Dirk Diggler

    He has a fat girls body

  3. it had to be said

    Hey hey hey!

  4. Johnny P!

    “Yo! Yaw Yaw Yaw! Yo Dog!
    Yaw, Dawg! Yo!
    Dude, you are so… Yo! Dawg!”
    An entire season of his American Idol critiques, summed up.

  5. BlackAnd.White.Minstrel

    I only got these two done because the girl said she couldn’t polish a third. Weird huh?

  6. Must have gotten one of those defective Lap-Bands, like Jonas Hill.

  7. Lita

    And over there is Snooki’s vagina.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    Sure Randy… those jeans are only 2 sizes too small.

  9. now we know what jonah hill did with all of his “skinny” jeans

  10. cc

    See, that’s what I need…a staffer who follows me around all day with a pint of stout.

  11. skinny jeans: not for dawgs.

  12. Jade

    You go girl!

  13. renzomatic

    Finally, a white man in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  14. Caseum

    2 KFC buckets ya!!!

  15. El Jefe

    There is so much fail in this photo I don’t know where to start.

  16. Dude, skinny jeans are called skinny for a reason. The same reason they’re not called fatass jeans.

  17. He doesn’t look Idle/Idol at the dinner table.

  18. “I’d like two triple-doubles, animal style, with 2 extra orders of fries, and three large drinks. And give these two people whatever they want.”

  19. Coyote

    Let me Get Two Roasted Pigs to go; with sauce on the side

  20. bigalkie

    Rndy Wearing his Beyonce jeans

  21. EricLr

    Somewhere just off camera, a LAPD officer drawing his taser and mumbling “Looks like a gang sign to me.”

  22. JANE

    That awkward moment when Randy Jackson is on the next episode of “What Not to Wear”

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