The jeans are the only skinny thing in this picture
He has a fat girls body
He has thunder thighs.
Hey hey hey!
“Yo! Yaw Yaw Yaw! Yo Dog!
Yaw, Dawg! Yo!
Dude, you are so… Yo! Dawg!”
An entire season of his American Idol critiques, summed up.
I only got these two done because the girl said she couldn’t polish a third. Weird huh?
Must have gotten one of those defective Lap-Bands, like Jonas Hill.
And over there is Snooki’s vagina.
Sure Randy… those jeans are only 2 sizes too small.
now we know what jonah hill did with all of his “skinny” jeans
See, that’s what I need…a staffer who follows me around all day with a pint of stout.
skinny jeans: not for dawgs.
You go girl!
Finally, a white man in the background saying it all with his eyes.
2 KFC buckets ya!!!
There is so much fail in this photo I don’t know where to start.
Dude, skinny jeans are called skinny for a reason. The same reason they’re not called fatass jeans.
He doesn’t look Idle/Idol at the dinner table.
“I’d like two triple-doubles, animal style, with 2 extra orders of fries, and three large drinks. And give these two people whatever they want.”
Let me Get Two Roasted Pigs to go; with sauce on the side
Rndy Wearing his Beyonce jeans
Somewhere just off camera, a LAPD officer drawing his taser and mumbling “Looks like a gang sign to me.”
That awkward moment when Randy Jackson is on the next episode of “What Not to Wear”
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Randy Jackson on the set of American Idol in Los Angeles. (May 3, 2012)