I thought Joe Francis was in jail?

Are they fighting over the last line of coke or the last available hooker?

Charlie’s gonna kill Joe.

Can this many herpes even exist so close together?? Oh right…. Paris Hilton

Two men and a half a key

“Your breath has a pleasant scent, asshole!”
“Fuck you! Yours smells like a brisk winter blast!”
“YOU SON OF A…”

“Charlie just calm the fuck down, I didn’t tell you those girls want to have sex with you, they’re just here for the shoot. Besides they’re too young to even know who you are.”

Winning?

omg i want ur douchebag tongue in my vatican ninja assassin awezsome toothless mouth so u can send my tiger blood ripping through my veiny hunk of throbbing #winning!!!

“Are you a cop?! Because you’re required to tell me if you’re a cop”

Got a feeling both of them have pockets full of roofies.

Somehow I don’t think “Anger Management” is referring to the TV show.

These two gents seem to be somewhat displeased with one another. Someone give them each a gun.

is this a Jurassic Park wrap party? Why’s Jeff Goldblum taking on that Travestysauruswreck for?

look at the meth sweat he has going on, looks like his is just bouncing

“those are MY under aged tits you are snorting coke off of!”

I love you, man! And I’m not just saying that because I just snorted 10 lines of coke.

Charlie: “You got coke in my meth!”
Joe: “You got meth in my coke!”
Both: “Hmm, now wait a minute…”

Charlie: “Let’s get some hookers and blow”
Joe: “Why should we leave?”
Charlie:”What?”
Joe: “You said we should blow.”
Charlie:”Do not FUCK with me, Joe. I will put an ancient Egyptian curse on your dick!”
Joe: “Third base?”
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