She flashed her box onscreen briefly is a not-bad thriller 310 years ago.
Aaaaaand, she’s still relevant?

Nice, the neckline goes all the way down to her navel and the tits sag further than that. Please wear something appropriate for your body type. I would say age but then there’s Cristy Brinkley

Her tits and the necklace are in a race to her navel.

“HUUUWWHHHAT? HIIYEEEEYAAA!”

still not bad for an old broad :)

Granny is having a problem with hearing aid feedback again.

“So the lucky winner of the “Date Sharon Stone Contest” is ticket number 1941…. That’s 1941… who has that ticket…. come on up… don’t be shy…. Come on, somebody wants to date me, right ?…. I know they gave out all those tickets…. 1941 ? …. I didn’t spend all day at the beauty salon for nothing… come on….”

Why do all these blondes start looking like Faye Dunaway when they age?

Kinda looks like that woman from that show… Ally McBeal.

“Would the owner of the white Bentley please pick up your car at the valet stand? It’s late, I’m drunk. and I need a ride home.”

Serious note – don’t expect to win comment of the day with this one, but goddamnit, this woman is sexy as all hell. Maybe not so much now, but consider this: 1. She’s older now, but I would have eaten a child raw to have sex with her when she was younger. Remember Total Recall? Remember how abso-fucking-lutely hot she was in that? Google her earlier pics and you can’t debate it. 2. She’s smart as hell. A crazy-high IQ. Not like Madonna pretending to have one, but she’s like James Woods IQ smart. 3. She’s crazy… and THAT is fun in bed, trust me. 4. She GETS NAKED A LOT. 5. Your counter arguments are invalid and 6. i would so still do her… easily.

Hello Cleveland!! Are you ready for some CRAZY?!

This is one who i thought would end up looking like Tanning mom. Luckily not even close. Pamela & Tara on the other hand…..