superficial

  1. Evil Dick Tater

    Wow, all this time I thought Santa was for kids. Turns out Santa is for pussies.

  2. Jesus Died For My Penis

    I’ve been under the mistaken impression Santa wanted milk and cookies. Looks like my underaged daughters won’t be sleeping the X-mas eve.

  3. Satan's bitch

    hummmm…
    “I saw Santa kissing Mommy’s twat
    Underneath the mistletoe last night…”
    C’mon! Everybody!

  4. cc

    Hmmm, smells like gingerbread cookies.

  5. Do_Freebird

    C’mon hon, Santa just needs a little more yeast for the fruitcake.

  6. geee

    Haahahahahahahahaha!!!!
    Fuck, this dude-chick is a classic! And that dirty old bloke it’s married too- HA!

    Thank you America.

  7. Dustinello

    Herman Cain? You sneaky son of a bitch!

  8. nanya B

    Make a wish…

  9. Mike701

    Muff, Muff, Muff! Nair-y Gristlelips!

  10. Ravi Sethna Ramalamadingdong

    He’s actually wearing a Biohazard suit.

  11. Malcolm Corley

    Om Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom :P

  12. MOMOE

    isn’t that child pornography??? because shes underage?

  13. Mick

    Santa loves HO, HO, HOES

  14. God

    g
    Enough with that fucking arm thing

  15. Mr. & Mrs. Hutchison… Giving the “X” in “Xmas” an entirely new meaning.

  16. Where's Dildo

    The problem is that the white hairs get stuck between the teeth. I’m talking, of course, about his beard hairs getting stuck in her vagina teeth.

  17. donkeylicks

    Ah, the true meaning of Christmas.

Leave A Comment