1. Xenu might want to look into some Crest White Strips there.

  2. Kris Jenner

    man that sucks, I used to like Michael Pen

  3. Mr. Fahrenheit

    “Who has two thumbs, fake hair, and loves masseur dick? THIS GUY!”

  4. KC

    We call this the Scientology Shocker!

  5. Rob

    I was at the Scientology Gala event in 1989. My friend introduced me to Travolta, who greeted me by puttng me in a bear hug and lifting me off the ground. I’m dead serious. Also, one of the Miscaviges juggled while riding a unicycle.

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