1. Bud Haven

    It doesn’t look anything like me.

  2. Dox

    “There is no way in hell I am getting stuck with that for the rest of my life.”

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    Been there. Done that.

  4. “Yep. I’m gonna put a baby in there.”

  5. son of Flubber

    “You’re a bigger twat than Susan Boyle”

  6. “I really don’t want to see that thing again!”

  7. yourmom

    Jesus! How many people have you pushed out of there??

  8. anonymous

    Khloe Kardashian topless is a horrible as I thought.

  9. rican

    “Yeeech, shave that thing will ya?!”

  10. “Keep pushing…it’s starting to crown.”

  11. ” Sorry honey I already had crabs for lunch. “

  12. “When you said you had a huge gash between your legs I thought you meant something entirely different…”

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