The Banner Girl Contestants: Part 1
This is one of those facebook photos where the girl with the MAN CHIN is trying to deceive everyone. Underneath that blanket she’s a cottage cheese blob with stretch marks and fat thighs.
she’s got JOWLS! ewwww
I was notified that the bane of my existence, Jade, was put up on this site…
I’d like to take this opportunity to let the world know that JADE GAVE ME HERPES IN 2004.
You wouldn’t be saying “Team Jade” if you were me.
Check out her comments on facebook. Jade had to beg Fish to be on here as part of the 650 runners up.Fish put her pic up out of pity.
to bad that blanket doesnt hide her fat ankles… or droopy tits… or face.
isn’t this the same girl that was in a picture on here showing her sucking on a big black dildo?
Too bad that blanket doesn’t hide her personality. She’s crude, mean and not intelligent. Fugly bimbo. Not an attractive package by any means.
flapjack titties and fat ankles
The first girl? Geez….she is so hot that it hurts!
She has saggy tits. No thanks.
she’s the perfect skank for the superficial. this site needs a bottom barrel skank not a supermodel.
Uhhh why wasn’t I able to vote for most of these chix
Superficial ur an idiot, the chix u picked r ugly
nice one Jade..
Maybe she looks better from a different angle
she probably only looks good from behind. doggy style. so you can’t see her man face.
How do I view all the thumbnails on one page? As opposed to five at a time.
This broad is a poor man’s Isabella Soprano. The one who sucks and fucks for a living out at the Bunny Ranch?
She’s hotter than Isabella, and Isabella is pretty fucking hot.
Every last one of these girl is better than Jillian.
What a pathetic cry for attention. So insecure.
haters gonna hate. just mad that gimpy the michael jackson girl with tits didn’t win!
She kind of has a retard face. I don’t know, something not right. Her hair sucks too. Nice eyes though.
(I’m not the Jade from the picture. Just to clarify)
Anyway, some of these girls had really good pics. Farrah, Nicole and Patricia could have entered the competition and gotten far. But I’m happy Erin won because she had the best pic of them all.
i voted for Melanie, she had the “superficial” look to me……., but I am super glad Erin won, Jillian did NOT deserve it. to flashy……..not “superficial” enough, plus she did not follow the rules as instructed
NEW SUPERFICIAL WRITER YOU FUCKING SUCK. youre NOT funny. and all these girls have ugly ass faces.
and fish, excellent choice……, when do we get to see the “NEW” banner girl?
Ok, first of all, getting excited about being the first picture on the page of the girls that entered that didn’t make it is not something to brag about. Not to mention a lot of the other girls are WAY hotter than you.
Second, I tried to refrain from saying anything to you because frankly I think you are a waste of time but JADE you are a bitch.
It’s girls like you, just like in high school, that hated on the pretty girls because that’s the only way to bring attention to yourself. You may have been somewhat attractive, I’m talking like a 5, in high school. Obviously, that candle burnt out so get over it. Your eye color is the only thing you have going for you, and thats pushing it because your ugly fucking personality ruins it for you.
Just because your vision of beauty ( like when YOU look in the mirror) is skewed don’t be a bitch to other people. Although I’m sure these girls that you picked on are looking at your picture and getting the last laugh. So stop being that childish bitch and start working on your personality, sometimes boys go for that and trust me you need something to help you out.
P.S.- Stop sucking dicks to get ahead in life, it won’t work for you.
(again, not the Jade from the picture. I wish I had black hair…)
Nicole, can I ask who you´re talking to? I don’t see anyone making any claims here.
P.s. That trash talking you’re doing now to whomever it’s aimed at doesn’t make your personality look good either.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I’m laughing at how PATHETIC and stupid you are. You don’t know me in any way so why don’t you shut the fuck up. I don’t have time to argue all the idiotic points you TRIED to make. You are so lame to even try and think you know anything about me now or in high school. You’re more of a bitch than I ever was.
To Nicole, not Jade..nice name BTW Jade, :)
I KNOW YOU JADE— YOU GAVE ME HERPES 6 YEARS AGO! LOVE, JAKE M.
you are both bitches
Jade get a grip, you’re not all that. You have acted like a right bitch to the other girls when the fact is you got no further than anyone else in the first place. Lame!
how do i send in a photo ?
The contest is over my dear.
And I’m going to safely guess Nicole is one of those fat jealous broads that never get attention, whining over pretty girls getting attention.
Nicole from Cambridge is an even prettier brunette then Erin.
This has to be the worst picture.
Big schnozz. She should hide under a paper bag.
Why did you say such ugly, vile, insulting things about every single woman who was chosen to be in this contest? Just hoping you could explain…?
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