superficial

  1. Snooki's Taint

    Naaaaah. Too obvious

  2. Weeblo

    Amanda: So I went down on him like this
    Jessica: Wow you can handle a lot!

  3. FattyFatty2X4

    She’s taking method acting to a whole new level.
    Linda Lovelace bio pic should be swelling.

  4. Alex

    “I can open my mouth this wide.”
    “Amusing, but I asked which way the restrooms were dear.”

  5. That image is the exact position in 1000s of porn actresses in a threesome scene,GGB, especially the PRIVATE Euro porn. They actually shot on live locations and the actresses try to keep it classy,see clothes…….Money shot coming………..

  6. Casting couch flashbacks, no doubt. Hollywood’s PTSD.

  7. tuvieja

    “Ok, great! Now hold still…. Bring Jon Hamm in, please. She┬┤s ready.”

  8. If she had done more of that she would have been nominated for an Oscar last night.

  9. Buddy The Elf

    Bring on the Jon Hamm jokes.

  10. Toe Jam

    How many female Academy Award winners have masterbated with their golden statue? Come on, you know Merrill Streep has.

  11. I’m looking forward to that Linda Lovelace biopic now more than ever.

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