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Designer gowns, red carpet, fancy hairstyles & fabulous jewelry – the only thing that could make this event even classier is me, balls deep in her fartbox. I’d wear a monacle, of course.
Awesome.
Don’t forget your top hat.
Whatever magazine columnist said this chick was just “average” is certifiably fucking stupid.
Love those eyes…