“Gwyneth! Gwyneth! How many Bothans died to get you to the Oscars?”
“So I did a cleanse for a week, had an herbal wrap and then I was able to fit into this dress that was made by Jor-El and flown in all the way from Krypton.
Genius! +1 Omg
Allah, Jesus, and Mohammed wove it for her using white hair from God’s beard, because only a fabric of that nature can contain the beautiful spirit that is Gwyneth Paltrow. Just ask her.
Do I look smug in this?
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