The 84th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood. (February 26, 2012)
Mr. & Mrs. Douche Chills.
“Tit’s but a walking hollow, an absent boob
That struts and frets red dots upon the stage
And then is seen no more: it is a lie
Held by an idiot, full of air and fabric,
That said, she’s as fucking gorgeous as always.
… if you like abnormally short arms.
Holy shit, you’d better be in The Most Important People; that’s fucking brilliant.
Goddammed ballet frog!
Just a disgrace.
Okay buddy you can stop smirking now, we all know you are the guy who knocked up Natalie Portman.
He hasn’t got the ring on yet. The full deal has not been closed.
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