So if Dracula came back as a skinny white chick, this is what she’d look lke?
Yeah, probably won’t go down as a classic, however, your critique was fucking brilliant.
I thought it was funny
I’d pepper her pot.
It is NOT ok to wear all white, upon white, upon white–get over yourself! Boring.
I bet she puts potpourri in her vaj.
A smoking hot idiot.
I bet she thought she looked awesome. Actually, I’d probably think she was hotter if I didn’t know how goddamned annoying and pretentious she is.
Congratulations on a look that ages her by a decade and makes her tits lay down and die. Nice job.
Once again Chris Martin, “The Invisible Husband”, manages to not appear with his wife at a career-critical event. Kudos to you Chris, because if it ain’t all about you, it ain’t about anything.
Why bother to show up if there’s no songs to steal?
Lose the fucking cape. You are not Batman.
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