When she queefs, it leaves a pleasant aroma all throughout the room. Like those automatic air fresheners you plug in.
The scent of saffron and black truffle, wrapped in the light overtone of Astroglide and gilded vibrator.
“Look how close they’ve let those poor people get to us. They’re going to get their canned cheese everywhere.”
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The 84th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood. (February 26, 2012)