1. JW

    “Listen, do you have some Pepto-Bismol? I’m literally about to lose my shit.”

  2. I would be trembling with fear and sweating buckets if she was that close to me.

  3. Huh… I guess there is someone for everyone.

  4. ‘Kinda reminds me of a said I heard years ago:

    Any guy out there can bang supermodels;
    But it takes a true man to be able to have sex with an ugly chick.

    So here’s to you, Antonoff – never gonna hate on you.

  5. “What do I do? They’re all staring at me!”

  6. Is his name Anton? Is that what she’s preparing to do?

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