1. Don’t laugh at me, Jon. We’re not all gifted like you.

  2. Hm, I wasn’t convinced about Plainwife before, but there’s some interesting below-neckline action going on here.

  3. “And with my neck like this, I can almost get it about halfway down. Right, honey?”

  4. Confidence has the man with an Elephant penis.

  5. As a public service, he’s showing us what a hobo in a white dinner jacket looks like.

  6. It’s no easy being married to the Hammaconda.

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