Don’t laugh at me, Jon. We’re not all gifted like you.
Hm, I wasn’t convinced about Plainwife before, but there’s some interesting below-neckline action going on here.
“And with my neck like this, I can almost get it about halfway down. Right, honey?”
Confidence has the man with an Elephant penis.
As a public service, he’s showing us what a hobo in a white dinner jacket looks like.
It’s no easy being married to the Hammaconda.
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Celebrities at The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. (September 22, 2013) -Photo: Getty