Good heavens! Did she make it through the ceremony without going into labor?
Me: “No! Her beautiful body. Ruined! Why God? Why?”
God: “Because I’m a dick.”
Me: “Fair enough”
She must be birthing the entire next generation of Visitors under there.
Or one obese 15 year old.
Is she pregnant—or is this another one of Brody’s bombing attempts? Dun dun dunnnn!
Fucking Hollywood needs to stop fucking. Everyone is pregnant.
I hope I’m dead and buried before this Hollywood A-List baby elite class hits their teens.
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Celebrities at The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Los Angeles. (September 22, 2013) -Photo: Getty