If you don’t stop bothering me, I’m going to smack that gum out of your mouth!
Looks like someone is talking without permission!
Do you honestly believe she’s still able to conjure up any other facial expression?
“Seriously, stop with the eclairs for at least 5 damn minutes. The grunting and drooling noises are really distracting.”
Kidman has a face like a frying pan
“Hi. I’m bored with my Stepford wife. I’m considering upgrading to a chubby model that can actually express emotion.”
Fuck. She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
Missing, the thought bubble over that psychos head saying ‘You are talking to that fat chick?!! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!’
“Oh, she’s not angry that we’re talking. She always looks like that.”
“Turn my wife off again I’ll slap the smile right off your British face!”
“I’m sorry. What did you say?”
“I said Go home and change!”
“If you want me to bang you if you win, you’re going to need to get Nicole to go along with it.”
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Celebrities at The 55th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles. (February 10, 2013) -Photo: Getty