The dress makes a lot of sense when you consider she’s as big as a couch.
“I can’t wait to get home and eat this”
“Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?”
What if the vagina is not visible, but you just KNOW it’s puffy?
She has a horrible British voice and looks like shit
No Adele you can’t eat it, it is not made out of cake.
Did the von Trapp family make that dress?
SHe looks like that fat opera singer in the Flintstones
Mmmm, a little icing sugar and down the hatch.
Those things stuck on her eyelids are just gross.
Something about this screams, “A used Super-Plus tampon…”
She is actually trying to peel the foil off the damn thing.
She has a pretty face, so I guess I wouldn’t mind fucking her in the mouth. Thru a glory-hole.
Oh look, a fat chav. Freshen ya drink, guvnor?
Quick, call Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth…..it’s MOM from Futurama!!
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