Strong lil’ thing, she is.

Pink, no one wants to see the reenactment of your giving birth. No one.

Do you even lift, bro?

Sorry, lady. Cirque de Sole is down the street.

And the point of this is?

Pink: Talented, yes. Feminine…no.

They’ve both come a long, weird way from Good Will Hunting…

All the beats on Pink’s new album are going to be made from samples of her ripping phone books in half.

Would wreck her. Would make her shower first, but then, wreck.

Awesome! I love the song ‘Suck Your Toe’!

Evangelical Christians already think that the music industry is sending our country’s kids to Hell. Do we really have to rub it in their faces?

Part of the talented minority at this event.

Holy shit…I was going to crack a snide joke about how “that dude looks like Pink,” but that’s really her. Honestly surprised.

she looks like she can bench 300

Proof!! PINK IS A MAN!!!!

Pink just made someones man her bitch.

I don’t care how manly she looks, I love this lady. Seems she’s down to earth amongst a pile of steaming fame-whores.

First and last sign of talent at The 40th American Music Awards.