I would and fuck you. She’s like 5′ 11″. i’d almost have to.
Is there a letter or something missing in your comment, McCarne?
The dude next to her just missed being famous by about half a second. He would have forever been known as “that guy in the picture with Taylor Swift’s beaver”
What a hot piece. What’s the deal? Is she an amazing PITA or something?
I believe the medical term is “fuckin’ psycho”.
Is that the man she’s dating now? I can’t wait to ignore her next album.
Unfortunately she’s dating one of the guys in One Direction so it will be kind of hard to ignore the world ending when they both write songs about each other. Scratch that: the OD kids are too young to know how to read and write so we’re probably safe.
Fox can make a new series called “When shitty pop stars collide”
5 minutes later, she wrote a song about what a jerk he was.
And it went Platinum.
This picture is a terrible disappointment.
The basis of her next album, “Why Didn’t Joe Simpson Want to Date Me?”
I’d bang her like a rented gong.
although she looks like a bean pole (those heels make her 6’3″), I’m sure she looks great face down, ass up.
My fingers are literally 24 inches from finger banging this bitch! Wes-siiide!!!
I think she found out that when she sits down that dress is about 6 inches too short.
And here is my new boyfriend everyone. He is rich, recently divorced, with two children attending boarding school. We met last night at richcrazyandsingle.com and look forward to planning nuptials in the spring. Take that John and Jake!
Tainted by John Mayer.
I’d pummel her anus.
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