superficial

  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    i hate that girl and her infectious diarrhea pop music that never fully vacates my brain.

  2. Snack pack

    Stoner

  3. She wears her horns down for formal events.

  4. Meg's Attitude

    So cute that she wore her mom’s drapes to the show…

  5. Would sodomize.

  6. cc

    Wasn’t there supposed to be a sex tape with her in it? That might almost make up the agony her song as caused to so many people. Or maybe 1% of that agony.

    • There’s a video somewhere of her giving a professional grade slurpee to some random guy, don’t know if he ever called her or not….HEY OH!

  7. “No, I’m not taking your number. Seriously, that got old months ago.”

  8. I heard that vile diarrhea Call Me Maybe while at work, on hold for a client. I had been able to avoid it prior. It is some black magic shit cause I was ready to off myself after the 2nd day of that demon-spawn chorus in my brain.

  9. Timothy

    “I suppose it’s an accomplishment for an adult to successfully sound like an 8th-grader trying to sound like a grown-up.” – Todd In the Shadows

  10. Skeeter

    I’d pound her in the ass while “Call Me Maybe” plays in the background.

  11. Josie

    she looks really good here!

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