All you wannabe attention whores, pay attention: Be a middling actress with a hot body. Audition, beg, fuck, whatever it takes to get on a couple big TV shows. Then show up at a major awards program in a basic white dress. Oh, and shave half of your head and staple some plastic shit to your shoulders. BOOM! Paparazzi gold.
Finally, a look more ridiculous than Lena Dunham’s tattoos.
Oh, I get it. That black net was supposed to go over her head. It just slid down.
Somewhere King Joffrey is kicking himself that his wife to be is in fact a fancy dressed pony.
I like Candy when it’s wrapped in plastic….
I waannnt Candy
I want Candy
Between the hardware in her ears and that mesh thing, it looks like she’s trying to help out with SETI. Or tune in the playoffs.
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Celebrities attend The 20th Annual SAG Awards in Los Angeles. A gallery put together by Fish because he gave Photo Boy the day off. How hard can it be? (January 18, 2014)
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