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  1. Cock Dr

    I think it’s a total sham. I won’t believe it unless an actual triple X sex tape is offered up, and even then I’ll suspect studio CGI manipulation.

  2. I almost expect that bow tie to start comically spinning.

  3. Quit giving all the dorky guys hope, Emma. Let those fuckers stew in the Friend Zone.

  4. The dorky guy that lucked out and got the hot chick to go to prom with him.

  5. There is no way she is really with this douchebag, no fucking way.

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