Trolling for women to bring home for a 3some?
Does Johnny even know where the fuck he is at that moment?
Great! Hercule Poirot, right? What now? What do you mean, “This wasn’t a costume party”?
Her uberhotness is wasted on this douche
There was a time I thought he was great. Now I’m just counting the bad impersonations until death.
Jesus! Mid-life crisis or what
That dye job. Ooh. No. That is some bad Mr. Clairol or whatever men do to their hair. You’re worth it, Johnny baby. Get some Loreal, or go to a salon.
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.
Celebrities arriving to the 'Charles James: Beyond Fashion' Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. (May 5, 2014) -Photo: Getty