1. Cock Dr

    Trolling for women to bring home for a 3some?
    Does Johnny even know where the fuck he is at that moment?

  2. Spats? Really?

  3. Great! Hercule Poirot, right? What now? What do you mean, “This wasn’t a costume party”?

  4. Her uberhotness is wasted on this douche

  5. Really...?

    There was a time I thought he was great. Now I’m just counting the bad impersonations until death.

  6. Jesus! Mid-life crisis or what

  7. Jenn

    That dye job. Ooh. No. That is some bad Mr. Clairol or whatever men do to their hair. You’re worth it, Johnny baby. Get some Loreal, or go to a salon.

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