superficial

  1. What do you mean, “whatever the fuck this guy is supposed to be”? Clearly, this is Black Khal Drogo.

  2. There’s a Flash Gordon remake?

  3. Cock Dr

    Are we sure this isn’t a gay porn awards show?

  4. Frank Burns

    Its Weston Cage’s black friend.

  5. Keno

    Lord KraVen Moorehead

  6. Swearin

    “I get three wishes, you say? Well, my first wish is that we are never seen together in public.” – Donald Sterling

  7. Margaret

    Kevin Jenkins, a C- student and failed Best Buy assistant manager from DuBuque moved to LA and now we have to deal with this.

  8. “To get your wishes, you must rub the second lamp. Vigorously.”
    “Second lamp? What second lamp?”
    :: genie raises an eye brow and smirks ::
    “Oh goddamn it.”

  9. I had never heard of this guy before. So if you haven’t either, let’s play a game. Look at this pict and guess what he and his music sounds like. One you think you have a good idea, see this music video from last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJoTi4trq_I

    Report back.

  10. If John Waters ever gets the nod for a Blade reboot, this guy is a shoo in.

  11. Gin&Tonic

    The 2nd scariest guy to find behind you in a dark alley after Terry Richardson

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