Seacrest thought bubble: “She’s touching me! Get her off! Get her off! Get her off!”
“Her lady parts smell like Deet to me.”
Reserved for next year’s American Heritage Dictionary, under “Awkward”.
“Girl touching me, eww”
“There, there, Rihanna. Everything will be fine. I’ll get Chris out of the pokey for you tomorrow so he can slap you around. Okay…???”
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Celebrities at The 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards in Los Angeles. (May 1, 2014)