“Hmmmm…my beard tastes vaguely of Porta Potties and reality stars.”
“Which boobies do I like? So many to choose…”
Boobs? Naw…that’s what a man looks like while thinking about his next coke hit.
what dyed hair nonsense is this, no gray at all?? Sparta wept.
Which way to the Bill Clinton archives? I’ve got some “research” to do.
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Celebrities at The 2013 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. (April 27, 2013) -Photo: Getty