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She shoulda worn something more provocative
When your plan A wardrobe fails, there’s always grandma’s curtains…
No shit! Damn, that thing is ugly!
This chick usually turns up to these events wearing jeans and a T-shirt so I guess it’s a step up from that….or maybe not.
And she always looks a little sweaty and clammy like she’s withdrawing from heroin after a three week bender.
Note to photographers…when a woman is wearing gauze, don’t photograph her from the side.
amateurs.