did she set off his spidey senses?

Dude scared of his boner, Emma Stone causes that ya know. ;P

if I add one more pound to her frame…here…she’ll tip over for sure.

i like her but she cant fill out that hideous dress.

She can’t fill out that dress because she’s built like a crackwhore. Nice sharp knees and chicken legs….yeah, that’s sexy!

Looks like she set off his spidey senses so hard that he wet the entire right side of his pants.

Is he trying to use the shiny floor to look up her dress? High five, buddy!