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Carl Spackler is a a fireman now?
ah, good ol’ object-as-penis humor. bringing you laughs since Lysistrata.
He’s so…hairless.
HOTT body. i feel a tingle between my legs.
Trying to find one thing wrong with this picture. Nope, can’t find a goddamn thing…
Never thought I’d say to myself “I should have watched the MTV movie awards.” Just… thank you fish.
DAMN!!!!!!!!
Finally, some tits I enjoy.
“My agent was trying to get be to do some gay gig like be the Green Lantern or something but thankfully MTV called and I got this instead…whew!”
I like that he’s wearing a giant sling shot so that I can propel my muffin right into his face.