1. YoMamma

    If you find a man with a matching key tattoo (or better yet a lock tattoo-would make more sense) and a chest tattoo that says Family First – you marry that mother fucker… at the courthouse on his Wal-Mart lunch break but still, marry him!

  2. EricLr

    She’s finally found the unemployed stoner of her dreams.

  3. anny

    Hes a marine… not a stoner.

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