It’s a shame Amber’s mother didn’t have that inclination
Thank you for making my day a little funnier, Superficial.
Off-beat question: Ever thought of writing for The Soup? I don’t know what you make on this gig, but you’re funny, The Soup’s funny, and hey, I figured I’d ask. Every show needs more penis jokes (though we’d lose out on your clever use of hyperlinks).
The Mischievous Dog
A DOG used to run up quietly to the heels of everyone he met, and
to bite them without notice. His master suspended a bell about
his neck so that the Dog might give notice of his presence
wherever he went. Thinking it a mark of distinction, the Dog
grew proud of his bell and went tinkling it all over the
marketplace. One day an old hound said to him: Why do you make
such an exhibition of yourself? That bell that you carry is not,
believe me, any order of merit, but on the contrary a mark of
disgrace, a public notice to all men to avoid you as an ill
Notoriety is often mistaken for fame.
Kill it before it breeds.
Why are her lips the same color as her face?? She needs help picking out lipstick. Foundation does not double as a lipstick.
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