1. “You date me next or I’ll cut you with this.”

  2. You can see the fear in his eyes, saying to himself “please don’t ask me out, please don’t ask me out, I don’t want a song written about me”.

    Of course he could also be saying “Fuck, I knew I should have brought some shrimp and cocktail sauce with me tonight”.

  3. The Hobbit, the Witch and the non Golden Globe.
    (Olivia Munn gets off easy today)

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