superficial

  1. Did she borrow this chick from Snooki’s party?

  2. Some days when I feel down about my life, I think to myself, “Somewhere, there’s a musician that has to play bass behind this every night”. Then I feel a lot better.

  3. oh leave Taylor alone, so she likes to have sex with pregnant women.

  4. Double D

    Taylor Momsen is like Taylor Swift’s evil twin. One could sit on my shoulder as the devil, the other on my other shoulder as an angel. Or… one on my face and one on my wang. It’s all good.

  5. argleblargle

    Someone get Mayim Bialik off the stage. Everyone knows Six was the hot one.

  6. Eli

    You rub your beer belly up against my beer belly – that way we ain’t got to sleep with our heads in the mud.

  7. Eli

    You rub your beer belly up against my beer belly – that ways we ain’t got to sleep with our heads in the mud.

  8. I don’t see the issue. Who didn’t experiment with underage public groupsex? It’s not 2008 anymore, people.

  9. Emma

    I figured it out.

    “She auditioned for the title role in Hannah Montana, and was in the top three, but the role was instead awarded to Miley Cyrus”
    -Wikipedia article on Taylor Momsen.

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